Archive for the ‘Rants’ Category

“Huh?” / “What?”

Thursday, January 5th, 2006

You know, it really annoys me when you’re talking to someone online, and you type something, and they often say “Huh?” or “What?”… It makes me think:
‘C’mon! Do I really have to type that all over again? I mean, the text is right there infront of you, why don’t you just re-read it.’

Honestly!

(Insert Name) has sent you a Nudge!

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006

You know, this is equally annoying as the screen shaking, because usually when I don’t want to talk to someone I’ll close the conversation, and then I get the MSN popup window near the taskbar saying “(Insert Name) has sent you a nudge”, thus almost rendering “Disable Nudges” pointless. Honestly Microsoft, I disabled them because I don’t want to hear a damn thing about them.

I think everytime someone sends a nudge on MSN, some poor software developer at Microsoft should have a boxing glove appear from his pitiful Windows screen and mash him in the face, leaving “Microsoft” printed in his face, just so that he can feel humiliated.

Edit: Wait… That’d give me a reason to enable them… Nice idea, though.

Dave’s Personal Message

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006

” i never seen a fat ethipopien kid who was fat cos of his “genes” ”

Well, for starters this was annoying purely because I think he meant Ethiopian. Secondly, surely you wouldn’t find an Ethiopian child that was fat because of his genes because his parents weren’t fat. As far as I know your genes aren’t just decided. Your cytoplasm and nucleus don’t just think “I know, lets make this baby fat” and thus, you’re a lardo. No, I believe that for the fatness to be in your genes, one of your parents has to be fat, or someone in the family line. They don’t get born fat if their parents are skinny, because that isn’t reproduced into their DNA. When you become fat it’s clearly a part of you (an annoyingly big part), and thus when you reproduce that part of you, in your DNA, it can be obtained by your offspring. And as most Ethiopian’s don’t have much to eat, it’s quite hard for the “fat part” to get into their “genes”.