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Why Cats Kick Ass

Posted May 12th, 2007 in Archive by Darfuria

This image and news article pretty much sum up why cats kick ass.

Cat vs Bear

“Perhaps not since the Cowardly Lion has an animal’s appearance been so at odds with its attitude.

On June 4 a black bear wandered into a West Milford, New Jersey, back yard, was confronted by a 15-pound (7-kilogram) tabby cat … and fled up a neighbor’s tree. Hissing at the base of the tree, Jack the clawless cat kept the bear at bay for about 15 minutes, then ran him up another tree after an attempted escape.

Finally, Jack’s owner, Donna Dickey, called the cat inside, and the timorous trespasser disappeared back into the woods.

“He doesn’t want anybody in his yard,” Dickey said of Jack in an interview with the Newark Star Ledger.

Unlike cats, bears aren’t typically territorial, roaming instead over vast areas that would be impossible to patrol for intruders. With a habitat that includes much of North America, black bears are seen fairly often in this region of New Jersey.

Full-grown black bears weigh between 200 and 600 pounds (90 and 270 kilograms) and measure as much as 6 feet (1.8 meters) long. Their diets can include fruits, honey, insects, acorns and animals as big as moose calves—a fact apparently lost on Jack.”

6 Responses so far.

  1. marieke says:

    Dogs could kick a cat’s ass any day.

    ..*runs*

  2. Darfuria says:

    Well yeah, in a straight out fight, because dogs are bigger. They’re also violent, agressive and stupid. But if it was a competition of coolness, sweetness, cleverness and general awesomeness and intellect, cats would win straight out.

  3. marieke says:

    Dogs are the sweetest things ever! Just wait til you meet Clifford ♥

  4. Darfuria says:

    No they’re not. They’re annoying and I dislike them. I suppose I will tolerate him and his dogness for you, but THAT’S all.

  5. Daniel! Did you write that? About not liking dogs? (There are no names on the comments.) Roly???? What about him?

  6. Darfuria says:

    Jesus, did you use enough question marks there? Roly was stupid and you know it.

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