Haven’t you ever found it funny how an old woman won’t hear you screaming down the stairs, at the top of your lungs, but she’ll hear your music on the bus if she’s sat next to you?

Haven’t you ever found it funny how an old man won’t hear you if you ask him to do something whilst he’s watching TV, but will if you mutter something under your breath?

Haven’t you ever found it funny how your Mother has to turn the TV up to deafening levels to be able to hear it, yet she can hear you play your unplugged electric guitar at night when she’s sleeping?