Been meaning to make this post for a little while, but have never gotten around to taking the pictures for it.
There are some amusing signs in Ottery, but they are weird. Either that or just damn right stupid. You’ll see what I mean.
The sticker in the window
It’s funny. I only noticed this one today, but I walk past it two times per day, and have done for a few months now. It took me a while to get it, and then I thought “that really is the most pointless thing I have ever seen in a window, ever.”. Maybe its sole purpose is to just play on people’s minds until they get it. I don’t know.
As opposed to strange, this is something which is beginning to make me want to start my very own grammatical graffiti, where I go around and add various punctuation to words and sentences to make the writing come across completely differently. In this one, for example, I want to add a comma after “Bed with Indian”, to make it sound like you’re getting a bed with an Indian, and breakfast.
The demonic church of death!
Yeah, I was bored… and Photoshop was open. Shutup!

Ottery?
England has such cool (yet odd) place names.
I have told you about 10 times, maybe 15, that the town I work in is called Ottery. Well, Ottery for short; Ottery St. Mary in full.