I was walking home at about 2am this morning, after quite a heavy night out. Naturally, I bought a horrible burger from the food van on the way home; I’m not entirely sure why. When I had finished it, I threw the napkin on the floor. I was at the state of inebriation where I didn’t really care about doing that, but felt bad for it afterwards – I’m not hugely fond of littering.

Anyway, about 10 seconds after doing this, I turned a corner and saw a bin, which just made all kinds of proverbs pop into my head. See if you can think of any… you know, regarding throwing something away and then finding something more suitable 10 seconds later.