I am sat here with my index finger wrapped in tissue, under my bum. Not for any sort of pleasure, as you might think. I just had the most painful dinner I’ve ever had.
Mum called me downstairs because dinner was ready. I went down to get it, and she handed it to me on a tray. I put the tray down on the worktop so that I could get a knife and fork and some salt. I turned around, and just as I did I knew something was about to happen. Less than a milisecond later I heard a crash and pain shot up my body. So much pain, in fact, that I blacked out momentarily. I shouted “OW!” and looked down to realise that the plate had fallen off of the worktop and landed, edge side-down across the toes on my right foot. I wasn’t wearing any socks. The plate shattered upon impact with the bone on my big toe, which is currently quite swollen and bruised. A few shards of the plate cut my toe, one particularly big one slicing the webbing between my big toe.
I sat down on the couch in the living room whilst cursing, as my Mum dabbed at the blood on my foot. She then went to clean up the plate and dinner in the kitchen. Whilst she was doing so, she managed to cut her finger. I hobbled into the kitchen to get some painkillers, and as I was popping one out of the little plastic chamber they’re stored in, and sliding it out, I cut the index finger on my left hand. How ironic.
My foot stopped bleeding after a little while, but my finger is still dripping with blood. I came to tell people about this, and pretty much the entireity of the response I got was:
“Would have made a great YouTube video”
Ow.
I’m not so sure about the YouTubeness of this image. I mean, there’s >already
Ted? Hellloooooooo?
Where did he go?
Oh well. I hope the bleeding has stopped. And I hope you liked my dinner! x
ouch, you should be more careful :D Hope you get better soon.
Owned, Hard. :P
Yeah, yeah :(