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Business Joke

Posted July 19th, 2007 in Archive by Darfuria

This is an amusing joke that Pete sent me.

A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The woman below replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”

“You must be in IT”, said the balloonist.
“I am”, replied the woman, “How did you know?”

“Well”, answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.”

The woman below responded, “You must be in Management.”

“I am”, replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”

“Well”, said the woman, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fucking fault.”

8 Responses so far.

  1. I really like this joke, I’ve heard it before but in a more condensed form. Never gets old :D

  2. Flipflops says:

    I reckon a career in management is calling you… don’t fight it you know it makes sense.

  3. Darfuria says:

    What’s that supposed to mean?

  4. John says:

    A joke – your love of authority is almost as well known as mine… but perhaps if you can’t beat ‘em – join ‘em…

  5. Darfuria says:

    If I joined them perhaps something would get done…

  6. John says:

    oh pleeease… you don’t seriously belive that do you?

    how’s it going btw ?

  7. Darfuria says:

    Actually, I’d probably get diagnosed with the WORKGENERATIONANDDONOTHING disease, which is common in these parts of Ottery.

    It’s going alright, really. Having a bad morning trying to work with cookies. Ah well. How are things going for you? What’ve you been doing?

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