“ASYLUM-SEEKERS and illegal immigrants are to be offered a £3,000 bounty to leave Britain voluntarily as part of the Government’s efforts to increase the number who are returning home.

The handouts will be paid to people who agree to leave the country in the next six months and could mean a family of four receiving £8,000 in cash plus a further £4,000 in job training and education.”

What the? So now we pay people to get the hell out of our country!? Hell, the amount of British people that want to get out of this joke of a society is absurd, for one. There has to be a way to scam another nationality’s laws by proving that you’re a true citizen, and then coming back to the UK only to recieve a minimum of £3000 ($5300). In a way, however, I can see a lot of people taking offence to this =/