Archive for December, 2007

Valuable Lessons

Friday, December 14th, 2007

To start on a complete tangent, and remark on something completely unrelated to the title of this post, I frequently sit in the #WordPress chatroom. It’s quite a popular room, and 95% of the people there have their own blogs and such. Just checking out blogs that other people run makes me really, really envious of the writing I see. It actually makes me want to study English so that I can ramble on as if I have literally swallowed and digested a dictionary.

Anyway, has there ever been a substantial or completely insubstantial figure in your life that has some how or another taught you a very important lesson that you wish others learned? I was on the bus with Tallis today, going into town. As we passed HMV somebody was being arrested and searched. He was surrounded by two or three officers, and the streets were relatively crowded. As the bus went past I watched everyone turn their heads, shoulders, bodies, legs, so that they could execute a thorough inspection of this man, silently judging him as the bus trundled through the parting crowd that never fail to walk in the middle of the road.

I wasn’t one of the ones that turned my head. Instead I sat there and watched everyone else turn their heads. I saw the man being arrested because I naturally look out of the window, but I didn’t purposefully turn my head to look more.

When I was at high school I had a music teacher, Mr Parsons. He used to walk around with two spray bottles filled with water. He would often squirt a student with water for misbehaviour, which I think is something only he could get away with at school, because he had such a comical, light-hearted attitude and personality. He didn’t just squirt people with water when they misbehaved though. During the time when he was directly asking somebody a question, or telling somebody off, if anyone turned to look he would squirt them with water and announce “It’s none of your business!”. I think this is a really, really valuable lesson to take on board in life, especially if you can actually acknowledge it when it is relevant, for example, when somebody is getting arrested and you are on the bus.

All of the people on the bus that saw that man getting arrested judged him. They don’t know who he is, what he does, or even if he was actually stealing. However, I bet they’re all pretty much willing to bet that he is a bad person that was doing a bad thing. They don’t know all of the facts, and in my opinion, they shouldn’t have the rights to judge. I don’t know who he was or what he was doing, all I know is that he was getting arrested, which says to me that no matter what he was doing, he could have been having a better time.

This “none of your business” craziness bothers me most in the media. I hate the fact that there are so many reporters and editors that want any dirt they can get on any celebrity in the world just because they’re famous, and the sick, idiotic cunts that populate the majority of this world will pay to read about it. People discussing personal stories and rumours about celebrities is actually one of the most pathetic things I can possibly think of.

Social Netfucking #2

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

I didn’t think I would be returning to this topic so soon, but oh my GOD! Social networking websites are just annoying me even more right now, and I feel like fucking ranting about it, okay!? Yes, I swear a lot. Lack of vocabulary? I think not!

This is a little song I wrote, inspired by MySpace.

You wanted to post a comment,
Now why would you do something so absurd?
Well I’m sorry to tell you this,
But an unexpected error has occured.
The MySpace technical group
Will get on it as soon as they can,
So in the mean time
Why don’t you go and get a tan?

An unexpected error has occured,
That’s all you’ll ever see.
So don’t even bother posting
That survey about you and me.
An unexpected error has occured,
And it’s nothing to do with Tom.
Myspace is owned by FOX
And they’re out sucking cocks.

You wanted to tell her you love her,
But hey, she doesn’t care.
She’s over at Facebook,
Playing truth or dare.
You look at the address bar,
You see error dot ay ess pee ecks.
After five hundred and eighty million dollars,
You still can’t score internet sex.

Sorry, but an unexpected error has occurred.
Sorry, but an unexpected error has occured.
SORRY, BUT AN UNEXPECTED ERROR HAS OCCURED.
I’m sorry, but an unelected Mayor has lemon curd.

Not entirely sure where I was going with that, but it kind of gets the point across. I mean, I only really have a MySpace account because if I don’t have one, every fucker I know hassles me until I give in and get one, and I know this applies to lots of other people who use the internet frequently. They honestly don’t give a damn about social networking, but the idiots force them to get involved. So, in having an account, after being bought for $580,000,000, they could at least make it fucking work! I wanted to leave Tallis lots of picture comments, but thanks to their unexpected error (due to shitty programming through and through, I bet) I couldn’t do this for 45 minutes.

Facebook was on the right track, but I still can’t get over the whole hatching fucking kittens everywhere. I’m tempted to make my own social networking site. I know I said it before, but I’ve actually paid it more thought now. Instead of making something stupid, I’m going to make something inspired by Trillian or Pidgin where you have one account, and you store the details for all of your shitty social networking accounts in it. You login and you can view all of your messages, comments and friends and enjoy a completely minimalist, smooth, fast environment.

Yeaaaahhhh.

Oops

Friday, December 7th, 2007

I reinstalled Windows on my desktop machine during the early hours of this morning. It was about time for me to do it. Annoyingly when I was moving things to backup from my C: drive to my E: drive, I copied my htdocs folder across, which contains all of the websites I’m working on, but I forgot to export the SQL for any of my databases.

This isn’t much of an issue as most of the databases were just empty WordPress installations, however, I did lose a couple of things which is slightly irritating. There always seems to be one thing that I forget when I do this.

There have been a few software updates that managed to sneak past me, so I’m currently getting to know my way around them. I have also moved away from Macromedia and Adobe CS2 and installed the CS3 suite for development.

Tallis and I (well, mainly me) had a funny 10 minutes earlier and frisbeed a load of my movie backups out of my window. Now that I think about it, that was quite silly, as there were about 10 or 15 movies that had been copied. Ah well, it was highly amusing.

Currently trying to decide between stepping into the Apple world and aiming towards getting a Macbook, a bluetooth keyboard and an iPod classic, or getting an Asus Eee PC and spreading my work out across that and my desktop PC. I’m very indecisive about the whole thing.

I decided to check out a new e-mail client as I was getting tired of Thunderbird, so I decided to (daringly) install Windows Live Mail, which is part of Microsoft’s new Live package. It’s actually quite nice. It’s a very light application that is very user-friendly. It’s pretty much like Windows Live Messenger, only it’s a mail application. I’m enjoying using it.

Swamped

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Well, having already written this post once and then receiving an error saying that my IP address is blacklisted due to being involved in malicious or illegal activity. The error forwarded me to a website that helpfully gave me directions to email my web admin (me) if I couldn’t fix the problem myself. Yeah, thanks for that. If you do have this issue, then it’s a problem with the Bad-Behavior plugin. Just download and install the latest version.

Anyway, this post is just me reflecting on how I never really seem to realise how much I pile on top of myself until I sit down and think about it. It’s actually quite impressive. Even though I’m not working right now, as much as I would like to be, I have a lot of things going on.

I am writing reviews for RewiredMind. This is quite time consuming, as a lot of time has to be dedicated to playing and exploring a game before reviewing it (it’s a hard life). I’m also planning to write a feature for the website where I re-review a game that I continue to play for a while after reviewing it. I can’t quite think of any names other than “Gaming Revisted” though, so any suggestions would be appreciated.

I’m constantly trying to make the world see what a horrible, hatred-filled, ranting idiot I am, and post here fairly frequently. I’m also redesigning this website, which involves a lot of time cursing at CSS and Photoshop.

I am the webmaster over at Edge UK, and work with the clan leader to keep the community going, as well as developing their website. Currently we are in the throws of sorting out a completely new website and domain name, which has been a fair amount of prorgramming. This should be going live at the weekend.

The clan leader also has his own domain name that he is going to have a blog/portfolio on, which I will be working on in the close future.

My friend TigerDX and I are working on the Game Releases website, which has a lot of programming and database work to be done before it is completed. I am really looking forward to getting this website online, and hope it brings in a lot of traffic.

I also just got my first bit of freelance website work in. A friend of mine wants a CMS website for his rugby team, and I have just started work on it. No doubt I will be complaining about any problems I am having here soon.

Along with that I have various other smaller projects that are going on. The Quote Site is up and running, but isn’t getting enough use right now. I need to do a bit of design/development work on it and promote it a little better. A friend of mine is working on a cats website for me, because he wanted something to code. I have an AD&D website in the pipelines for the Darfurian people that I haven’t really started on yet, but I have a few ideas for it.

On top of that stuff I try and stay involved with a few communities such as the RewiredMind forum, which you should sign up to if you’re interested in video games. TrustedReviews is another website that I visit frequently, and I also try to keep up with a lot of people that I met on the World of Warcraft server I used to play on.

I’m not whining about any of this, I rather enjoy it. Although my biggest problem is that I am frequently lethargic or apathetic and never really motivated enough to do the things I could or should be doing. Perhaps that will stop in 2008.

Just reflecting on the fact that it’s amazing how much you can have piled on top of you, even if you’re not committed to anything.

Real life is for people with nothing better to do

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

The title of the next version of the Darfuria website. If you’re not aware, this one is called “a life without dreams is mind-numbingly monotonous”, which is pretty obvious considering it’s in the header.

The new version will bring a new design to the website. A design by myself, instead of a downloaded theme. I will also be doing a few things slightly differently. It will also be my move to WordPress 2.3. You’ll also notice the intergration of a few new plugins.

Keep refreshing, it’s coming soon.