Darfuria

DO NOT OPEN IN FRONT OF PARENTS…5 PPL ACTUALLY GOT KILLED BY NOT SENDING THIS PIECE OF MAIL.THE CREATOR OF THIS MAIL HAS A PROGRAM THAT WILL TRACK DOWN UR ADDRESS. WHAT DO U HAVE TO LOSE? UR LIFE. PLZ REPOST! THANK YOU AND HAVE A MEANINGFUL REST OF YOUR DAY

Sorry, but because u opened this you will die in 3 days. sorry. the only way you can reverse this is by reposting it within 5 minutes. good luck

By opening this chainmail u have been given bad luck for 2 months. If u repost this message then the bad luck will turn good.

Here are the rules.

1)Give the bulletin a name that has nothing to do with a chain letter because this letter is a trap. The more people that you trick, the better luck you will have MAKE A TITLE TO THROW SOMEONE OFF

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Riiiight. The power of your inferior writing was enough to kill 5 people… Actually, I believe that. “OUT! OUT, YOU DEMONS OF INTELLECT!”. He had a program that will track down my address? How the hell can you track down an address, it’s not like it’s trying to avoid the law, or something. Anyone can find out your address if you’re not using a proxy server. Everyone has their life to lose, they just lose it at different times, fool. Have a meaningful rest of my day? Wow, thanks… I hope the rest of my day means something.

If you’re so sorry about me “dying” because you sent it, why the hell did you send it in the first place? Great… So I’m gonna die in 3 days unless I don’t send it on, yet, I’m gonna have bad luck for the next 2 months… So I lose both ways.

Great way to copy and paste from Myspace, though, you ass: “Give the bulletin a name that has nothing to do with a chain letter because this letter is a trap.” Okay, so I’ll sue you for attempted murder then, right? Sorry, my left mouse button broke when I click on your chain letter, because I got bad luck for the next 2 months, and now I can’t conform to your generation of idiocy and send this on. Now I’m going to die. Thanks!

You know, I bet you’d feel really, really bad if all the damn people you sent this to dropped dead. What a nice, considerate person you are.

In town today, shopping for Mother’s Day, I discovered something which is way more torturing than fingernails on a blackboard, cutlery on china, or any of those skin-crawling type things. Now, I’m probably just one of those people that can’t conform to the norm of “shopping-isle walking”. This is the walking speed where people don’t seem to have any intention of getting anywhere fast, and will therefore toddle along at 30 miles/week chatting to the person next to them about whatever minor problems trouble their lives. However, what’s worse is when you get 2 fat, short pensioners walking down a side-road/path, with umbrellas at pensioner’s shopping-isle speed. They refuse to move, as they claim they’re deaf. You’re trying to be polite by saying “excuse me, please”, but they just continue talking and laughing their elderly laughs, shoulders knocking together with each continuing waddle. Eventually I just shoved past them and continued to walk at my normal walking speed, to which they probably complained about the ‘youth of today’.

Why don’t they get wheelchairs? I’m sure they don’t want to feel handicapped, but they’re like the bad drivers of the world. All they’re doing is slowing things down and making it more frustrating for other people on the move.

I’m not a discriminating or very stereotypical person, but I do have my opinions. Why can’t pensioners be a little less ignorant and appreciate that most people would rather get to where they want to go as opposed to seeing two little white heads swining from left to right for an hour of their journey - just for one street.

Having just consumed a rather large amount of Cheddars, I came to the conclusion that things like crackers, jam tarts and apple pies are stupidly designed for us to eat: Have you ever tried to spread cream cheese on a cracker, for instance, and have it snap in half in your hand thus covering your palm in cheese? It just happened to me countless times. Perhaps I’m just defective. How about eating a small cake or pie, and you don’t nibble the edges of it until it gathers dust and you don’t want it anymore, you, like me, take a bite out of it and then have it break in half in your hands. Why couldn’t they design small snack foods like that to not break when you’re (maybe not so average) human being tries to enjoy such food, he doesn’t end up with a sticky hand… and face.

I haven’t posted anything for a while - Nothing has come to mind really. Oh well.

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